Masterful but friendly The Big Cheese keeps the castle ticking along. No one knows his real name, so to us he is always The Big Cheese. He greets castle guests often showing them the portraits of his long lost ancestry. The Big Cheese is very knowledgable about everything and what he does not know about dairy (including cows) is not worth knowing. Never play against The Big Cheese in a quiz, you will never win and he hates to lose! Sage Derby & Wensleydale are his preferred cheese nibbles, he is also partial to Wensleydale with Blueberry for his supper with a slice of Cooks homemade fruitcake.